Politics 2.0

10 Reasons to Love Mach 3

1. He is low maintenance
2. He knows most of the world’s capitals
3. He does not care about low fat or diet food
4. He had a mullet (pronounced moolay)
5. He can converse with the elderly
6. He is not anti-Bush
7. He is mildly attractive, especially to the elderly
8. He thinks everyone with blue eyes is a Nazi
9. He has read less than 10 books in his life
10. He actively supports and endorses the H Team