Politics 2.0

THE H TEAM

Mach 3 is part of the H-team. Castor Troye is Mach 3's psuedo name when he is drunk. So what does this all mean? The H- Team is a multi-national corporation which is a subsidiary of the Council of the Pimp Legion who's founder, the one they call Yoav, is the father figure of the empire.

The H Team is a group of concerned citizens interested in spreading heishness across the world and decreasing heishness for its members. The organisation's leader, Jon Hoffman, who prefers to be known as Jon Hoffman , sits as its chair. Not anyone can be part of the H team and there are rules and procedures.

1. You must be heished or h levels must be at a substantial level
2. You must be aware of and appreciate the twins
3. You must be single, or desperate. H members who have found relationships are honourary members
4. You must know the secret H team chant
5. You must follow the ancient principles of Bachisms
6. In light of the above, it is bros before ho's
7. Once you are part of the H team, you cannot leave (subject to section 3)
8. Chicks must be the cause and solution to your problems

The H team are not so superficial as to only care about action. The H team encourages hetrosexual male bonding, otherwise known as spooning. The H team also involves itself in charity work by helping its members study, pick up girls, go on free holidays and access clubs. The H Team have also extended this charity to the broader community by occassionaly assisting girls who prey on heishness.