WHAT IF IRAN WON....
Imagine the year is 2030, after nuclear war and a bunch of soft cock leaders in the west handed themselves over to Mahmud like Czechoslovakia on a stick, the world is dominated by Iran.They actually succeeded in their jihad! Imagine what the world would be like.
Well apart from the obvious renaming of London to New Gaza, Milan to Milanabad and Queen Elizabeth to Shah El-Izahabet, the world would be a very strange place.
Mach 3 jnr, Dee jnr and Jon Hoffman jnr would all be studying law at the University of Lenasia (formerly wits). They wouldnt be studying western evils such as contract and delict but instead would be studying Sharia Law 101 and Intro to Jihad 102. The only place you would be able to know anything about a Jew is in the ancient civilisations course. And on that note, Hollywood, Goldman Sachs, doctors and Woody Allen would no longer exist.
But there is the bright side to all of this. Firstly, petrol would be alot cheaper. Air flights would be alot quicker, as there would be no need for security checks. You can get away with being with an ugly chick as you'll never see her again (she'll be veiled in black).
But, for all you whisky lovers out there, the only way you can get a shot of Jonny Walker would be from a Nigerian in Hillbrow...
So on second thoughts,i'll rather have a Big Mac, high cholestorol and Mtv. GO TEAM USA!
1 comment:
What would my kid be studying?
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